Valentines Day Poetic Suggestions

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Valentines Day Poetic Suggestions

Post by staticon » 14 Feb 2009 02:30

I understand that today is Valentines day.

Thankfully, this has never impacted on my life but I hear that people like to send each other mushy, short poems of the Roses are Red variety.

So, after virtually no research, I thought I'd offer a small selection of these verses gleaned from the interweb.

Enjoy. :)
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    Someone like you,
    Belongs in a zoo.
  • Dont be mad,
    Dont be blue,
    Frankenstein was ugly too.
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    God made me pretty,
    But wat happened to you?
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    Most poems rhyme,
    But this one doesn't!!!
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    A kippers a fish,
    That smells like you.
    Let's not despair,
    Let's live in hope,
    That one day you,
    Will discover soap.
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    l love chocolate,
    More than you!!
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    I love myself dearly,
    And like you a bit, too.
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    I'm schizophrenic,
    And so am I.
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are purple,
    Sugar is sweet,
    And so's maple syruple.
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    My feet stink,
    And remind me of YOU!!!
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are red,
    Everything's red,
    Retinal haemorrhage!
  • The roses are wilting,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl's empty,
    And so is your head.
  • Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
  • Roses are red,
    Voilets are blue,
    I have short term memory loss...
    Roses are red . . .
  • Roses are #C91D1D,
    Violets are #6411D5,
    ...or would you prefer those in RGB?
  • Roses are orange,
    Violets are green,
    This is the best weed,
    I've ever seen.
  • Roses are der,
    Violets are lube,
    I'm delexic
    How about yuo?
  • Roses are black,
    Violets are grey,
    Did I mention I was colour blind?
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Re: Valentines Day Poetic Suggestions

Post by snork » 14 Feb 2009 08:37

:lol: Have you been brushed off lately ?
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Post by staticon » 14 Feb 2009 13:21

How refreshing, a card that REALLY says what is intended. :2thumbsup:

I rather think that it just might do the trick. :lol:
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Post by Gerty » 14 Feb 2009 13:47

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Re: Valentines Day Poetic Suggestions

Post by oxy » 14 Feb 2009 21:00

staticon wrote:
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't!!!
Happy Valentine. :D
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Re: Valentines Day Poetic Suggestions

Post by Sad Git » 14 Feb 2009 22:03

Hurrah for this thread - A welcome relief from all that seemingly endless Valentine's Day slush and nonsense.

(Yes, I am single. :( )

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